Funny Things Blackjack Dealers Say

The dealer is the straw that stirs the drink. There's much more to it than simply throwing the cards your way or spinning the roulette wheel. With that in mind, we decided to ask a few veteran dealer instructors some of the key points they try to instill in their students. Here are 10 things that a drug dealer might say and, more importantly, how to recognize if someone that you love or care about may be involved with drugs. Here are 10 things that a drug dealer might say and, more importantly, how to recognize if someone that you love or care about may be involved with drugs.

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aceofspades
I saw these videos and thought I would put up the link - I thought they were funny
10 things a BJ dealer will never say
10 more things a BJ dealer will never say
credit to: sammysmithlive on youtube
Zcore13
Now that's comedy, although I have heard a few of those things said by a Dealer.
There's also:
The last 10 things a BJ dealer will never sayBlackjack
ZCore13
I am an employee of a Casino. All the personal opinions I post are my own and do not represent the opinions of the Casino or Tribe that I work for.
Funny Things Blackjack Dealers Say
aceofspades
ZCore - your link just links to this thread
FleaStiff
You have to count on fingers to add 7, 3 and 6? You are one dumb (censored). ....
Ouch.... that hurt!!
Zcore13

ZCore - your link just links to this thread


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Thanks. I fixed it.
ZCore13
I am an employee of a Casino. All the personal opinions I post are my own and do not represent the opinions of the Casino or Tribe that I work for.

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AZDuffman
#8 on '10 More' is my favorite because I have wanted to say it so many times.
I'd add one more:
'Quit saying 'gimme monkey!' There are numbers, Jacks, Queens, Kings, and Aces. THERE ARE NO <expletive deleted> MONKEYS!'
FleaStiff
In reality there are things that a Blackjack dealer will say ...
If you sit mistakenly at a table wherein the minimum is quite high, she will point that out and say its not necessary to play one hand and then leave (since many men will attempt to do that: play one hand and then leave).
If you make some annoying wisecracks to a dealer, you are indeed more likely to hear terms like moron and learn how to play.
If you are really obnoxious its likely there will be a tweet from the dealer break room that won't be any too flattering to your style of play or ability to perform basic arithmetic.
Buzzard
Flea, you are close to being suspended for heresy. Dan Lubin has stated many times the dealers NEVER talk about players.
That is why I know I am physic. Must have been using mental telepathy when I was in the break room or on the bus down from the hill.
Shed not for her the bitter tear Nor give the heart to vain regret Tis but the casket that lies here, The gem that filled it Sparkles yet
Zcore13
Dealer's constantly talk about players and say almost everything in the videos, but it's in the break room or after the person leaves the table. I've never in 25 years of gambling heard a dealer say something like that to a player at the table. It could also be that I don't frequent the types of Casinos that would allow that to happen without VERY serious consequences.
ZCore13
I am an employee of a Casino. All the personal opinions I post are my own and do not represent the opinions of the Casino or Tribe that I work for.
teddys
Why is the dealer's video background Joker's Wild?

Kids Say Funny Things

'Dice, verily, are armed with goads and driving-hooks, deceiving and tormenting, causing grievous woe.' -Rig Veda 10.34.4

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Some say that the best things in life are free. Others claim that there ain’t no such thing as a free lunch. Since Blackjack is our area of expertise, we will stick to it. In this article, we will discuss Free Bet Blackjack you can stumble upon at online casinos. Whether you think about playing its RNG-operated or live dealer version, the same question emerges: is it worth my time and money? Stay with us to learn all about Free Bet Blackjack and whether you should play it.

What Is Free Bet Blackjack?

Free Bet Blackjack is yet another Blackjack variant where at first everything seems normal. However, it allows you to split a pair of cards or double down on certain cards for free. So, the game starts normally with the player placing an Ante bet. When you want to split a pair of cards or double down on a 9, 10, or 11, you won’t have to double your initial wager. Keep in mind that free splitting is not allowed on 10s and face cards. If you win with these hands, you will be paid as if you had raised your bet. To put it simply, on a $1 initial bet, you will win $4 instead of $2.

As for the rest of the rules, Free Bet Blackjack shares them with the standard Blackjack game. It is played with a 6-deck shoe and a Blackjack pays 3:2. You are allowed to resplit and double down after splitting and when you split Aces you get a single card. Yet, this Blackjack variant uses one unpopular rule – the dealer hits on a soft 17s.

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Push 22 Rule

Some Free Bet Blackjack games introduce another rule that makes this game less favourable to the player. According to it, the dealer does not bust on 22. Instead, it is a push. That’s why it is called the Push 22 rule. So, instead of the dealer busting with a hand going over 21, the round will end in a push whenever the player has a non-Blackjack hand totaling less than 21. That doesn’t happen in other Blackjack games. The main reason why this rule is included is to balance the house edge due to free bets on splitting and doubling down.

Should You Play Free Bet Blackjack?

In today’s world, you won’t find many things for free. Even when they are free, there is something foul about them. When it comes to Free Bet Blackjack, you are well informed about what you get. Although it has a few rules that we do not like, like Push 22 and the dealer hitting on a soft 17, it still has a house edge of less than 1% and it’s not a bad game.

If you want to beat the dealer when playing Free Bet Blackjack, and we all do, you have to learn when to use a free split or double down. The optimal Free Bet Blackjack strategy is all about it. Basically, you should double down and split for free whenever you can. For instance, you should double down on a pair of 5s whereas all other pairs with the exception of 10s and face cards should be split. As for the Push 22 rule, you should double down on soft hands less frequently than in standard Blackjack.

An opportunity to play free bets when splitting and doubling down is obviously what makes this game worth your time and money. Make use of this option and you can give your bankroll a boost without risking your own funds.

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